« Previous page

The Gelflog

Next page »
Media

Esquire Backs Bill?

Bill Clinton got into yet another melee with the media this week, directing his wrath at Vanity Fair for publishing a story, rife with anonymous quotes, detailing his connections to a group of billionaires with—how to put this—dubious sexual mores. Unsurprisingly, he managed to pin it on the media's supposed pro-Obama bias, calling it "another way to nail Hillary for Obama." But Bubba may yet have one fan in the Fourth Estate: Esquire.

Media

Know Your Heroin Slang

The new advertising campaign for Lexus, "The Power of h", touts the technology of the hybrid car. Unfortunately for Lexus, and the agency behind the campaign, Team One, it also sounds like it's touting heroin. "H" is one of the most common street names for the drug. But Lexus could hardly be blamed for inadvertently using a slang term for heroin when so many words from the English dictionary have been co-opted for that purpose.

Politics

Territorial Issues

As you may have heard, on June 1, Puerto Rican Democrats will head to the polls to select their choice for the party's presidential nominee. The winner will get the lion's share of the 55 pledged delegates—who will undoubtedly be seated at the convention, unlike the in-limbo delegations from Michigan and Florida. But, for Puerto Ricans—who are US citizens but do not pay federal taxes and cannot vote in federal elections—that's where the 2008 campaign ends.

Varsity Letters

June 5: Gelf's Varsity Letters

Gelf's Varsity Letters sports reading series returns to New York on June 5 at 8 p.m., for an evening of golf. At this free monthly event at a Lower East Side bar, hosted by Gelf, Tom Coyne, Leigh Montville, and David Owen will read from and talk about their work, and take questions. Coyne will relate his quest to make the pro tour; Montville will revive the legend of a forgotten amateur golfing great; and Owen will share from his writing about the ordinary duffer's misadventures.

Politics

The VP of Bodily Fluids

As the primary season winds down (we hope), the media can finally start discussing issues other than the horse race for delegates. But it needs to speculate about something—enter the vice presidency. The VP selection parlor game has been an election year favorite for as long as we can remember and, truthfully, it is kind of fun (our picks: Richardson and Romney). And, inevitably, an old quote from FDR VP John Nance Garner saying the job's as worthless as "warm bucket of spit" is trotted out. Or is it a "pitcher of warm piss?" Depends who you ask.

Sports

Don't Call It a Comeback

Maybe Josh Hamilton is the real deal. It feels weird to write that, because it seemed overwhelmingly unlikely that Hamilton would succeed in his second stint as a professional baseball player. However, the prevailing hero worship bestowed upon him by the media and the general public for his comeback is deplorable.

Media

Practicality is a Sacrifice!

Memo to the New York Times: The TV show Friends was not an accurate representation of real life. We kind of thought everyone knew that, and we certainly thought the nation's premier newspaper knew it, but apparently we were wrong. If you are going to continue in your semi-obsession with New York's hip, young, and white, please keep that in mind.

World

Ask Us Anything about the French

CNN released a questionnaire this week, as part of its "Eye on France" coverage (hosted by Kent Brockman, presumably), asking readers to chime in with their thoughts on the land of liberté, égalité, and fraternité. While the exercise seems unhelpful at best—and freedom fry-ish at worst—we've decided to take the bait and answer each question, completely off the top of our heads, because we're experts. At everything. Enjoy our haphazard, uninformed opinions on a land an ocean away with an unknown (to us) tongue.

Science

Sex Exchanges

This just in from smart people: Men sometimes buy women stuff in the hopes of getting sex in return. More often than not, they are unsuccessful in this attempt. In addition, women will occasionally give men sex, or the possibility of sex, in exchange for stuff or protection.

Media

Jonesin' for a Fix

In a segment on CNN Newsroom, correspondent Brianna Keilar reports, "Indiana Jones addicts can get their fix when the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull premieres on Thursday." Gelf was struck by how casually journalists use the debilitating monster of addiction as a metaphor for the most mundane things. We're not too far away from seeing commercials that declare: "Can't get enough of Obama, McCain and Clinton? If politics are your nicotine, then CNN is your cigarette. We'll infect you with the lung cancer of up-to-date information."

« Previous page
Next page »

About Gelflog

The Gelflog brings you all the same sports, media & world coverage you’ve come to love from Gelf Magazine, but shorter and faster. If you’d like, subscribe to the Gelflog feed.

RSSSubscribe to the Gelflog RSS