The economy is tanking, oil prices are soaring, and nearly all indicators show things are going to get worse before they get better. With so much to worry about, how will Americans keep track of all our various threats and concerns? Luckily, the press and cable news folks have devised clever alliterative mnemonics to help us out. Below, Gelf presents the Threat Down dictionary.
Fed Fumbling in the DarkMoney and Markets
Gas Gouge
Housing Hold
Indian Illegals
Jumping Joblessness
Oil Outage
Planet in Peril
Quivering Quakes
Reported Recession
Suffering Soldiers
Tweens a-twitter over 'High School Musical'The Globe and Mail
Unexpected Unemployment
Violent Video Games
Worldwide Warming
X-Rated Ex
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