Christmas Ape Kills Michael Tunison

Michael Tunison had a terrible secret. As a mild-mannered Washington Post reporter, Tunison would spend his days compiling notes about the Montgomery County School Board and writing about various civic problems in the D.C. suburbs. By night, though, Tunison would retire to his lair in his mother's basement, take off his pants, and morph into Christmas Ape, a foul-mouthed, politically incorrect blogger for the risqué NFL site Kissing Suzy Kolber.