In the most recent Sports Illustrated, there's a hilarious short article about 17-year-old rapper Soulja Boy's song "Crank That," which is played as a motivational anthem at stadia around the country. The song contains the phrase "Superman dat ho," which apparently has a lewd connotation that most teams' public-relations officials aren't aware of. According to the article, "It's widely known among younger Soulja Boy fans that Superman, in the context of the song, is slang for a sexual act that cannot be described on the pages of SI."
Luckily, it can be described on the pages of Gelf. According to the most highly ranked definition on the Urban Dictionary, the phrase describes "when you ejaculate on a girls back then put a blanket on her so when she stands up the blanket sticks therefore making her look like she has a cape." Further Gelf research indicates that for many people, the act of Supermanning someone can only take place after he or she is asleep and has denied you sex.
And, as one commenter notes at Stylerazzi, that knowledge makes the full lyrics of the Superman line more interesting: "Watch me crank that Soulja Boy and/ Superman dat ho."
Jerry Rice gets down to "Crank That."
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