Memo to the New York Times: The TV show Friends was not an accurate representation of real life. We kind of thought everyone knew that, and we certainly thought the nation's premier newspaper knew it, but apparently we were wrong. If you are going to continue in your semi-obsession with New York's hip, young, and white, please keep that in mind.
So, innocent readers, perched in the comfort of your living rooms, we can tell you that it hasn't been easy. The laptop with which we are writing this post is several years old. We've sat through countless non-organic lunches and endured scores of bad haircuts. And, like one of the heroes of the article, we, too, have foregone Peter Luger's delicious steaks. But in this non-fictional life, where the hottest gadgets cost hundreds of dollars and the hippest bars charge ten bucks for a gin and tonic, hard choices must be made. We know you're all probably marveling at how we've managed to get by with only three pairs of jeans, but, truthfully, it's just our nature. We're the sacrificing type. Really.
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