Back in 2005, Molly Shattuck was the subject of one of the most poorly received Rick Reilly columns to ever land in Sports Illustrated. At 38, the super-hot wife of a super-rich CEO was not only a super mom, she was also a super cheerleader for the Baltimore Ravens*! Super awesome! Thank God someone was there to make her feel even better about herself by giving her head on the back page of a national magazine! Luckily, her well-deserved time in the limelight isn't quite over.
Molly Shattuck on The Secret Millionaire.
For almost a week, Shattuck removed her makeup, donned a hoodie, and slummed it with the poor people of downtrodden Pennsylvania, only to then turn around and hand checks to the folks she had duped into thinking she could possibly be one of them. That's what this great show is all about, you see. Multi-millionaires are people too! If you're nice to a smoking-hot salon worker with suspiciously white teeth who's being followed around by a FOX film crew, you too might be a recipient of Molly Shattuck's largess!
While you're waiting for that to happen, you can console your broke ugly self with the fact that you're not a media whore.
*Before you start worrying that we're overlooking the fact that she won a competition fair and square to become a Ravenette, don't forget that being a pro cheerleader is a joke. High school and college cheerleading can involve competition and athletic ability, but pro cheerleading simply requires memorizing a few routines and being really hot. Both of which Shattuck seemed to handle with aplomb in her two years on the squad.
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