Writing Plaxico Burress's Autobiography

Lately, Plaxico Burress—embattled celebrity wide receiver of the New York Giants football club with a name just built for a toothpaste jingle—is famous for all the wrong reasons, particularly his recent turn as a walking PSA for child-safety locks on guns. It's ironic that once-sure-handed Burress—who logged more than 1,000 yards and 70 receptions last season and reeled in that Super Bowl-ring-clinching touchdown—couldn't handle a gun without shooting himself in his own shanks.