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April 15, 2009

Save Us, Sarah Palin!

Is Obama weak on aliens and aliens?

Benjamin Samuel

Now that Bush has left office, there is hope the era of paranoia (and the rein of "[sic]") has finally ended, that with a new and competent executive we can finally relax and breathe easy. Perhaps with a commander-in-chief willing to give peace a fighting chance, our intelligence agencies can slink back into the shadows and we'll finally get to turn the terror-alert system down to blue or green.

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