When Jon Bois, Nick Dallamora, and Brandon Stroud gather in The Dugout to imagine what baseball figures past and present might say to each other in a chat room, the results are typically perverse and hilarious. During this offseason, J.D. Drew browsed ESPN.com to decide which teams to list in the no-trade clause of his Boston Red Sox contract. (While reading the site, Drew chuckles to himself, "Ha. Gay basketball.") And Braves GM John Schuerholz had to feed money into Mike Hampton (chat name, naturally, O_Captain_Mike_Hampton) to get answers to his questions about what the Braves pitcher was doing last year while collecting baseball's seventh highest salary to sit injured at home. (How many shits per day? "Once every five days or so. I tried my best to stick with my normal pitching schedule.")
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