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June 18, 2007

Less-Than-Fantastic Headlines

The San Antonio Spurs swept the Cleveland Cavaliers on Thursday to capture their fourth NBA Finals championship (and third in five years). This event prompted the inevitable downpour of punny headlines about San Antonio's quadratic feat. This week's program is sponsored by the number four.

SportsLine
SportsLine Fantastic Four

Sports Illustrated
Fantastic Fourth

Washington Times
Fantastic Fourth

New York Post
Four-Mality

Chicago Tribune
4-Gone conclusion

San Francisco Chronicle
four-gettable

If the Spurs repeat in 2008, look out for "San Antonio Wins Five for Fighting."







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