Now that Hillary Clinton has spoken out about it and it has received an adults-only label from the Entertainment Software Ratings Board (New York Times), the current version of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has been discontinued by its maker, Rockstar Games. It seems that some people have found a way to unlock a minigame within the game, entitled "Hot Coffee," in which users get to take a break from stealing and killing and start humping. Which is great for those who already own the game and are savvy enough to download the patch. But how can those of us with no access to the game see some pixellated nudity?

Sadly, none of the major publications dealing with this story have the balls to put up pictures of the Hot Coffee mode. Perhaps this is because the characters tend to keep their clothes on, even in flagrante delicto. More likely, it's because editors are too stodgy to even consider posting screenshots of animated sex acts. At Gelf we have no such compunctions. The following links are the best pictures we could find of the Hot Coffee mode, rated by Gelf. Enjoy.

CNET Asia puts up three screen shots, all of which are fairly tame, though the last two hint at nudity. In the third one, the woman is saying, "You the man! Oh yeah! You the man!"

Gelf Rating: Three stars

This fan site has screenshots similar to CNET's, but which depict a variety of different sex acts. It loses points for censoring nudie bits.

Gelf Rating: Three and a half stars

Australian Game Pro has eight different screen shots, with different nude animated characters giving a variety of facial expressions.

Gelf Rating: Four stars.