Football Isn't Everything, It's the Only Thing

Atop the cover of Michael Tunison's The Football Fan's Manifesto is a blurb from Will Leitch reading, "If you think football is the only thing that matters on earth, this is your book."

Leitch might be understating it. "If you live and die for football and don't give a fuck about anything else in life" would give potential readers a better idea of the type of book they are getting into.