1) Your name is MEAT, in all caps. That makes me think of acronyms. Even though it's not, if MEAT was an acronym, what would it stand for? GO!

Mel (Gibson) Eats Ass Tonight

2) If you had to marry one member of "All American Push Up Party," who would it be… and why?

Dusty; then we could make a hilarious and charming remake of Big Love, called "But Wait! We Don't HAVE to Marry One Man?!"

3) Which one of you is the best kisser? Prove it.

The only way to know the answer to this is if there was a contest... I mean, how would we know otherwise? So let's see, how about you pick someone from your group and we'll kiss them (we should include tongue as mandatory, otherwise it isn't a real contest) and then they can tell us who they think the best kisser is! And then, maybe the "winner" should teach the other girls how to be a better kisser while you watch. How about that? Would that work? Would it? How about we ask your Mom what her son is doing asking questions like this? Hmmm?

4) If you were stranded on an island, and could only bring three of your sketches with you, what would be your top choice?

"The Bookshop" by Monty Python, "That Guy's Taint" from Mr. Show, and "The Soothsayer" by TROOP!. Oh wait, they have to be ours. Christ. Um, "Mr. Knickerbocker," "Shelac" (the Zoltor version), and, for obvious reasons, "Waiting for Pacman."

5) We cool?

As long as you make the producers cast us in your sitcom, yes. We are cool. Oh, and when you return our copy of From Justin to Kelly. It’s been three years, Dusty. Then, then we are cool.