Justin Verlander of the Detroit Tigers threw a no-hitter last night, which sent sports scribes scrambling to do his gem journalistic justice. Of course, to properly convey the magnitude of the featonly the second this year!headline writers were forced to make puns out of every major word in the story: Detroit-Tigers-Justin-Verlander. And they're off!
Detroit
Sports Net
No hits in Motown
Torrance Daily Breeze
Verlander grrrrrreat for Tigers
When the Tigers made the World Series, we noted that sports writers seem particularly interested in giving free PR to the Kellogg's corporation.
Justin
Detroit Free Press, Sports Network
Justin-credible!
Hartford Courant, Sporting News
Justin Time
Verlander
Detroit Free Press
VER-IFFIC!
Detroit News
Ver-ocious!
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